YOU ABSOLUTE PLONKA



Every villain is a hero in his own mind…


I just want to lay in bed with someone in our underwear and make out, watch movies and fuck like 3 or 10 times

(Source: tits-n-t4ts, via of-mice-andmeth)


Apparently it’s a thing to crochet sweaters for turtles

kyos-cock:

So I accidentally discovered this picture while i was looking for cute things to crochet and THERE ARE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO TURTLE COZIES.

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THEY LOOK SO CUTE THEY HAVE NORMAL ONES

THEY HAVE ONES THAT LOOK LIKE FUCKING BOWSER

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THEY HAVE ONES SHAPED LIKE ANIMALSimage

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THEY HAVE ENTIRE BLOGS DEDICATED TO MAKING YOUR TURTLES LOOK LIKE FOOD

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THE PUMPKIN IS SO CUTE BUT THIS GEM IS MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:

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BUT HOW DO YOU CHOOSE A FAVORITE WHEN THEY’RE ALL SO CUTE

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(via dutchster)




neon-vagina:

bigeisamazing:

ronaldreagay:

laughing cow cheese huh?
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I BET THAT COW WASNT LAUGHING WHEN YOU SLAUGHTERED IT HUH

you don’t kill a cow

to make cheese

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this is literally my favorite

(Source: catholicschoolgay, via joshpeck)


gnartifact:

A HAPPY MEDIUM 3: JAWS by Hunter & Buster O’Shea
super-nerd:

Captain America — Michael Komarck


He’s never not cool
kuueater:

go into your garage, take that dirty ass rake that you think you remember using to fend off a stray animal once, and cook your fucking food on it, you piece of shit pleb. eat off the fuckin thing while you’re at it. rake = giant fork. LIFE HACK..

Venice Beach
http://krudman.tumblr.com/post/83663768657/krudman-not-all-men-are-like-that-i-say

krudman:

krudman:

"Not all men are like that!" I say profoundly.

A glass of water drops and shatters. A hushed silence falls over the room. They stand in awe before the wisdom I’ve provided the world.

"My god…" a woman says "this… this changes everything.”

I had a great idea that this would make…